Poortown

Oh dear...

Madness. Pure madness.

There isn’t any way that a written narrative could do justice to this session. Instead here are some notes from Xi’s scribblings:

Dog-sitting
“Flame on!…..It buuuuuuuuurns!
Piranhas
Cave piranhas
Higgs-Boson particles
“Dinosaurs had feathers?!?!?!?!”
“Does that mean that T-Rex could fly?”
5 sigma
Field theory
“Let’s name the piranhas.”
[flooooooooossssshhhhhhhhh]
“Do I get XP for killing the piranhas?”
[whack-stab-whack-whack]
“I stab the piranhas. How many do I kill?”
“You know how to wield gonorrhoea.”
“It buuuuuuuuurns!!!!”
Disease of the month
“You’ve been Poopydocced.”
The Library Monkey
“I retrieve the sausage.”
“I have a lot of upper body strength.”
“I’m not using a super-soaker.”
APFSDS rounds.

Oh yeah – there was a game in there somewhere as well…

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